Friday, September 19, 2003

hey guy i has just finded out that all my bodily part are actually representinglying something...
i has:
armpit of youth and enthusiasm
nostril hair of great integrity and righteousness
eyebrows of great foresight
fringe of wisdom
tail of knowledge
hands of unjustifiable lust
penis of truth and equality
fore(head)skin of great composure
sideburns of masculinity
feet of odour(chinese they say atheletic's foot as hong kong foot,aka xiang kang jiao)
teeth of decay and orange-ness
rectum of peace and freedom
brains of paranoia and english vocab power
adam's apple of feminity
testicles of inequality
scrotum of annihilation (i stress that this is pronounced as err-nee-hee-lay-tion)
nipples of torment and torture
big intestines of chaos and destruction
colon of perpetual bliss
toenails of.... errr.... PURE DIRT!

ok ok i are tired from all this alraedy. i are going to put my body in the bed to take bus to dreamlands alraedy la.. i hopes to see motherlands and my fellow sibling. ROARRRRR-jer!!! -___-

posted by benjamin at 10:08 PM

Thursday, September 18, 2003

MOM: I LOVES YOU! *MUARZ!*

posted by benjamin at 4:57 AM

hey hi hello yo whated up guy? long time no saw... i has been rather busy with schools lately... as of later, i had been study hardhard for my upcame pramortional examinetions... no time to comes bloggings often already... oh yes... do i mentioned that i had just been catched by my diciplinarinary teachers mr gur... i realli donno how comes my hair so preety then i still can got catched by him... i are seriously very angried by him lorrr... MOR FONG CHENG KOR KENG KAI MO LEI DIU LEI LOH MO!!!
sorry guy i just trying to let out my frustrate because i are damn angried now woahhhh!!! roarrrrr!!! argghhhh!!!! ANGRY!!!!
anyway NOWADAY i study so hardhard until i knows every single details in phywics... even the constants' value... but then sometimes i study so hardhard until my penis oso stand until hardhard... buden dun werries on that time i will sang the nation anthem and listen to westlife songs to let myselves go... DOR CHENG HA KEI MONG KORKOR KEY NEHNEH LESLIE SORRH GOR TAH...
oh yahhh i are damn happy i got the result of elisabathe swans!!! i think she are as yandao as meee...
pee asses: i misses u motherlands hongkong!!! one days i will comes back to u and then all my many many brother and sister will meet... haha i tinking of this den again hardhard alredy... okay dor cheng... byes guys!

i are heard to this manly songgg my friends intro me one they says damn cold
Dandy Worhols - Bohemian-Honkie Like You

posted by benjamin at 4:52 AM

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

You are Elizabeth Swann! Everybody thinks you're
just the pretty daughter of the Governer, but
really you're smart, funny and a great fighter.
You love Will Turner, and you almost had to
marry someone else to save his life.


Which Pirates of the Carribean character are you?
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yay!!! i are really truely madly deeply (by savagedgarden -______-|||) loveing she lor!! i thinks she am the second most yandao person in the universal!! wahh, i very happy to see that i has been chose by the for test to be the one who am she!!

posted by benjamin at 3:40 AM

Monday, September 15, 2003

-Motherly- You're the motherly type. You love to
take care of the one you love, and generally
you can be a bit overprotective and possessive,
but you know, that isn't always such a bad
thing. At least you'll be a good MOM in the
future.


What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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posted by benjamin at 5:46 AM

Monday, September 08, 2003

sweat


Blood, Sweat, and Tears
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sigh. i think those am true. sometime, i just wants to making people happy laa... i wishes you guy will understanding me more weller next times. i doesn't care if you thinking i are not yandao or something like those, as long as i are makes yu happiness.

listening to: britney spears - born to cheuk yu happy

posted by benjamin at 10:12 AM

hey guy... i are writing this for hunk kong!! i are in hunk kong now!! wahh, i very happy to be backing in my homeland laa.. those days where i sleeped inside my grandmom's lap and she call me 'ah ngao... ah ngao...' i remember those days even better now since i are in hunk kong. todays i had went to the biggest mall in hunk kong! yay! here they sells many thing like fish and vegetable. my mom and her son )mine( buys lots of fishes for us to eating for dinner. and also i goes to the hunk kong night sex market, where they not only sells fish and vegetables, but girl too! wahh... at first i very shy laa... but then the girls all am seeing that i are yandao and they wants me to raping them i think! so i went laa... but my mom doesn't knows...

TO MOM: mom, i are no longer virgins. hope you doesn't annihilate me for those.

wahh, in the afternoon time i am eating dim sums! they are great! my mom buys me mine favourite stuffs which am siew mai. wahh, i eat a lot of they. and then after that i thinks i feeling my tummy painful. so i went to the toilets and letted out the smelly demons. wahh, i very happy that my friends are not here to disturbing me or to take photo of my and to paste on those internets. so i enjoyingly let out the smelly demons with no one for disturbing my. wahh... tomorrow i are coming back to singapore. i damn happy to go back to seeing my friends. but i doesn't want to leave hunk kong laa... here are where all mine happy thoughts are to be. this am my homeland laa... wahh, but at least i can going back next time again and experiencing all mine happiness times again! yay! guys, see you back in singapore! muah! i love yu! i cheuk yu!!!

i are listening to: hunk kong national anthem performing by robert koo cheung ho.

posted by benjamin at 6:13 AM